Mole Enthusiast Mugs

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Long time no see.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

Mole saving a goal.

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

@#^* kids! Get out of my lawn!

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"I hate the Olympics, especially the Javelin."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

"Oh yeah, you wouldn't believe the weird and wonderful stuff I come across buried when I dig my tunnels..."

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

"A baseball cap? Seriously? You look ridiculous wearing that underground..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

CLEAR!

Slugfest!

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."