Cornhole Enthusiast Pillows

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Corn Price Denialism

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Mole News: Obituaries

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

What's a hot flash?

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."