Cornhole Enthusiast Pillows

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Mole News: Obituaries

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'