Cornrow Enthusiast Pillows

Cornrows

baby sweetcorn...

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Can you keep a secret?"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Rural Bidet...

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Candy Corn Dracula

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

Corn Price Denialism

Cafe offers corn several ways.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

The Mythical Unicorn.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Corn Aliens

Maize

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

The walls have ears.

Corn Price Denialism

'Oops, sorry...'