Cornfield Connoisseur Pillows

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Allegro con molto espresso

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Tired Barbie

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'