Cornfield Connoisseur Pillows

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Selling lemon latt�

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Tired Barbie

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Mail's here."