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baby sweetcorn...

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

The Rural Bidet...

Candy Corn Dracula

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Cafe offers corn several ways.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

The Mythical Unicorn.

Maize

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Corn Aliens

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

The walls have ears.

Scarecrow Painting

Cornucopia