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Mole News: Obituaries

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"River well stocked this year."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The first Dermatologist.

The greatest love story ever moled.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

Whack A Soul.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Life Is Just A Game

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

He had promised his wife a baby, and he didn't care how much it was going to cost.

City Hammock

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

Stu had a future in demolitions.