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Mole News: Obituaries

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"River well stocked this year."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Problem Solving

The Claw.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The first Dermatologist.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Whack A Soul.

Reading in a hammock.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Life Is Just A Game

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

City Hammock

He had promised his wife a baby, and he didn't care how much it was going to cost.

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'