Whack-a-mole Champion Gifts

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

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His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The first Dermatologist.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Mole News: Obituaries

Chiropractor jokes.

Leaf rake - wider than space

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Man! He got it again!'

On what grounds? Pity?

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

Compliment-A-Mole

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

The drug test showed no prescription painkillers in his system, so we had to suspend him. OFF. 7. 7. 8.