Whack-a-mole Champion Prints

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

Whack-A-Mole

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

The first Dermatologist.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Mole News: Obituaries

Leaf rake - wider than space

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

Compliment-A-Mole

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Man! He got it again!'

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

"Doctor! My husband says he thinks my funny bone is broken. Do I need to have it plastered?"

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."