Smoke Break Champion Prints

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Is this the smoking area?'

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'

Cigarettes kill