Rubber Ball Game Fan Gifts

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Fly Football

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Marco ..."

'Fine. And you?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Centaur Sprinter

"No, still there."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Say, I just had a thought

Chess Halloween

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

That silly dog spends HOURS chasing that little ball!