Rubber Ball Game Fan Pillows

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Fly Football

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Marco ..."

'Fine. And you?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Centaur Sprinter

"No, still there."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Chess Halloween

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.