Rubber Duck Fan Pillows

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

"And I'm not requesting a pay rise, I'm DEMANDING a pay rise..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

I love bathtime.

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"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

The hummingbird's hum.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Duck in a bathtub

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

"I Win!!!"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."