Duck Fan Pillows

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Sneezing duck.

Howard the Lame Duck.

'Did you find your ball?'

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

'Okay, buddy - put on some pants!'

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

'Swimming develops poise and grace.' - 'Yes, I've seen a duck walking.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Wolf Karaoke

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."