Aquatic Animal Fans Pillows

"I have put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Fresh fish

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'