Rubber Duck Fan Mugs

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

"And I'm not requesting a pay rise, I'm DEMANDING a pay rise..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Duck in a bathtub

The hummingbird's hum.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."