Rubber Duck Enthusiast Mugs

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Don't tell me she hasn't had plastic surgery!'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

it all started with a rubber duck in the bath tub

'This model here is designed to handle flash flooding.'

A lonely Drake about to use his Sex Doll Rubber Duck

'Mr. Clark, if you ever want to have a bath with your favourite rubber duck again, we want two loaves of fresh white bread! And don't even think of calling the cops!'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

"Of course it's a rubber duck. What did you expect? After all this is a vegetarian restaurant!"

"Darling! It's perfect!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

I love bathtime.

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