Rubber Duck Enthusiast Pillows

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Don't tell me she hasn't had plastic surgery!'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

it all started with a rubber duck in the bath tub

A lonely Drake about to use his Sex Doll Rubber Duck

'Mr. Clark, if you ever want to have a bath with your favourite rubber duck again, we want two loaves of fresh white bread! And don't even think of calling the cops!'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

"Of course it's a rubber duck. What did you expect? After all this is a vegetarian restaurant!"

"Darling! It's perfect!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

I love bathtime.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'