Rubber Ducks Pillows

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

I love bathtime.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Could I have my Bill ?

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'That's not what I mean by 'leading a duck' Ben.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.