Rubber Ducks Gifts

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Duck Hunt

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

I love bathtime.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Could I have my Bill ?

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'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'That's not what I mean by 'leading a duck' Ben.'

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'