Rubber Duck Collector Gifts

I love bathtime.

A duckling takes a bath with a rubber human.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"Now are ye ready?"

Geez, Bob, can't you tell a decoy from the real thing?'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Ducks on Trucks

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."