Rubber Duckies Gifts

Rubber Duck??

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Duck in a bathtub

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"Of course it's a rubber duck. What did you expect? After all this is a vegetarian restaurant!"

Ducks on Trucks

A duck in a bathtub

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.

Man in bath not alone.

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

'That's the way Sweety: Just lie there still, then lunge at the rubber ducky!'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

"I was addicted to rubber products. Rubber bones, rubber balls, rubber animals and so on. I could quite simply not live without the taste of fresh rubber and it almost ruined my family!"

A duckling takes a bath with a rubber human.