Rubber Duckies Gifts

Rubber Duck??

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Duck in a bathtub

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

"Of course it's a rubber duck. What did you expect? After all this is a vegetarian restaurant!"

Ducks on Trucks

Revenge of the Mallards.

A duck in a bathtub

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

A duckling takes a bath with a rubber human.

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

'That's the way Sweety: Just lie there still, then lunge at the rubber ducky!'

Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"I was addicted to rubber products. Rubber bones, rubber balls, rubber animals and so on. I could quite simply not live without the taste of fresh rubber and it almost ruined my family!"

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.