Rubber Duckie Lover Gifts

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

I love bathtime.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Could I have my Bill ?

"No, son. Let him finish."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'