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'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

I love bathtime.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Could I have my Bill ?

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'