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"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Duck Hunt

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Could I have my Bill ?

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'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Watch your step. This is 'quacksand.''

'That's not what I mean by 'leading a duck' Ben.'

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'