Duck Fans Mugs

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Could I have my Bill ?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Happy birthday Darling!

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away