Wrecking Ball Fan T-Shirts

'This will finish it, boss!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Fine. And you?'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The first Dermatologist.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Football party

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Musician hurts his nose.

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'It's a Marimba!'

Octopus Juggling Balls