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Stu had a future in demolitions.

Demolition Crew

Working hours.

I love Basketball.

Busy day at the office.

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Give Thanks.

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Rollerblind.

Fly fishing

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'

Demo Skittles

'This will finish it, boss!'

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

Kangaroo on roller blades.

A Woman's Touch

'If I rub my chin, it's a fastball. If I rub my cheek, it's a curve ball. If I rub my eyes, it's hay fever.'

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."