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Tortoise & Hare.

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'I brought a mobile home.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Monster Roller Coaster

Rollercoaster police chase.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"What a week!"

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

'What about the company car you promised?'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"