Roller Derby Enthusiast Mugs

Tortoise & Hare.

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

'I brought a mobile home.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Rollercoaster police chase.

Monster Roller Coaster

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"What a week!"

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Corona curve

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

I think I just oiled myself...