Roller Derby T-Shirts

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Tortoise & Hare.

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Roller blader with bandaged head

Rollerblind.

Giant Skater

"Bail denied."

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

'This is just the first step -- my ultimate goal is to invent roller derby!'