Roller Derby Gifts

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Tortoise & Hare.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Extreme Sound Engineering

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Roller blader with bandaged head

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

Rollerblind.

Giant Skater

"Bail denied."

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

'This is just the first step -- my ultimate goal is to invent roller derby!'