Roller Disco Gifts

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Karataoke

"I go that extra mile!"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

You make me feel like dancing!

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

Disco Dancing

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Roller Coaster of Love

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

You Know You're Old When...

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Roller Coasters

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."