Future Roller Derby Star Gifts

'This is just the first step -- my ultimate goal is to invent roller derby!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

New Guy.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I want to be a Jockey."

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Boy holding football.

Tortoise & Hare.

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'