Future Hockey Star Gifts

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'His wife is very supportive.'

Thin Ice

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'