Roller Derby Queen Gifts

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Balancing work and family

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I had to skip my workout."

"I go that extra mile!"

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Lady Macbeth

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Clubbing

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Berta screams out!

Doctor Bartolo