Roller Derby Queen Pillows

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Balancing work and family

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I had to skip my workout."

"I go that extra mile!"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Noel Coward.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

WTF?

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Clubbing

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'