Diaper Queen Gifts

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

A Tit for Tat.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Woman and TV.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'That never gets old.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Being Pampered.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Wonder Woman!

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

My mum is very houseproud.

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'