Diaper Queen Gifts

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

A Tit for Tat.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Woman and TV.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'That never gets old.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Being Pampered.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

Wonder Woman!

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

My mum is very houseproud.

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'