Diaper Connoisseur Gifts

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

A Tit for Tat.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

No bottle feeding.

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

Mangle

Eventual Motion Machine

'A work in Progress.'

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"