Baby Care Enthusiast Gifts

'The quality is good but the service is sometimes slow!'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

No bottle feeding.

Baby enters Birthmark Removal from Maternity Ward.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'So this is goodbye then!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby

Preparing for a new arrival