Screen Queen Gifts

"Let's try Mars. The machines have already taken over here."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Connected to Technology.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Ladies

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Berta screams out!

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'