Roller Sports Gifts

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I go that extra mile!"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Roller Coaster of Love

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The Day Trader

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Roller Coasters

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Chicken Coupe.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Stock Hurricane Ride

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.