Roller Coasters Gifts

Stock Hurricane Ride

Significant risk.

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

The economy dragging engineers along a roller-coaster.

'Why not save the money and just throw up right here?'

"Oh, you know...up and down."

I think I just oiled myself...

All Board the Coronacoaster!

Rollercoaster is horizontal circle. Man on the ride says: 'Damn those Health & Safety guys.'

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'Compared to today's market, this isn't so scary.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

British Citizens ride a UKIP roller coaster.

'Front row on the new roller coaster: It doesn't get any better than this.'

"I can't answer that because of attorney-client fun day."

"Do they have wi-fi?"

Guru on the roller coaster.

"Well that was an emotional rollercoaster."

Ride restrictions...

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Roller Coaster of Love

'I think you'll enjoy investing in the stock market, Mrs. Lewis. It's just like riding a roller coaster: you sit back, close your eyes and scream.'

'Tunnel of love rats'

'If he buys a photo of me like this I'll kill him.'

"It's alright, daddy ... I was sorta scared the first time I rode that roller coaster too!"

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

Steep Grade

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

'Not bad, but the train journey here was better.'

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

'Scary? I'll say, it's managed by rail track!'

I think I just oiled myself...