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Busy day at the office.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Working hours.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'You need some stress.'

In the Fever Cubicle

"There's always a position for a specialist."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

'Am I bald?'

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

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'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

God's Stress Ball.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."

Time Clock.

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

"Mrs Goldstein, send someone in to shove a stick up my arse."

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."

'...And on weekends, he worries about what he forgot to worry about during the week.'

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."

'Get rid of your aggressions, punch me for 25cents.'

'That is the businessman's lunch, sir -- coffee and Prozac.'

Book on 'How to Handle Market Stress' being thrown out of a window.

"I've found that primal screaming relieves my stress. . . although I probably shouldn't have done it in front of my second graders."