Stress Ball Enthusiast T-Shirts

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

Working hours.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Busy day at the office.

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'You need some stress.'

"There's always a position for a specialist."

In the Fever Cubicle

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

God's Stress Ball.

Masked Ball 2020

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

Time Clock.

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

Demolition Crew

'It's for you.'

'...And on weekends, he worries about what he forgot to worry about during the week.'

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."

Modern Sisyphus.

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."