Stress Ball Enthusiast Mugs

Working hours.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Busy day at the office.

'You need some stress.'

In the Fever Cubicle

"There's always a position for a specialist."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

Masked Ball 2020

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

Demolition Crew

'It's for you.'

Time Clock.

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

That's no way to speak to a pedigree cat!

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

Masked intruder

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."

"Mrs Goldstein, send someone in to shove a stick up my arse."