Stress-ball Seeker Mugs

'Take cover! Ernie's gone ballistic!'

'Ahhh...'

Work Parfait

Muscles

Working hours.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Professional woman in pub

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Workload management.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Busy day at the office.

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."