Stress-ball Seeker Pillows

'Take cover! Ernie's gone ballistic!'

'Ahhh...'

Work Parfait

Muscles

Working hours.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Bench Press Accident

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

Professional woman in pub

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Workload management.

Busy day at the office.

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack