Stressball Seeker Pillows

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."

In basket-case.

Working hours.

Muscles

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Busy day at the office.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Any other strengths?"

strong man bends an iron bar

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is! The crushing hours, the pressure. The relentless chasing of targets. The constant change....I used to have hair!"

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'