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"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."

In basket-case.

Working hours.

Muscles

Bench Press Accident

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Busy day at the office.

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

Bowling ball head.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

King Pin

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Any other strengths?"

Pushy Coach.

strong man bends an iron bar

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'